If you’re like me, you’re swinging single and have very few offers to mingle. So you sit and daydream about who your perfect boyfriend would be and, yeah, sometimes that perfect guy is a well-rounded dude and other times he’s like the ones we have on this list: 2D. With today being a day that lovers go too big for and the loners cringe in corners, I decided it’d be a good idea to bring you the best animated fellows who’d make awesome boyfriends — if only someone could draw me up…
10. Dale Gribble
Boomhauer is the hot one, but Dale would love you no matter what — even when you bring home a kid that doesn’t look like him at all. If that’s the case, maybe you’re a not-so-great girlfriend, right?
Doug always had his head in the clouds and wore a sweater vest in middle school. Who does that? It’s easy to choose between him and the boy in blue (skin).
8. Drew Pickles
Hey, he could divorce Charlotte and be yours. When you break down the animated DILFs, this guy sits high up there with his hipster-before-hipster-was-a-thing look.
7. Trent Lane
He may’ve left you at a club, slept through your birthday dinner, and forgotten to shower for a week but as soon as he writes you a song, you’d forget all that. Why are some of us such suckers for a boy with a guitar?
Heroic and would go on endless adventures just to rescue you? *Sigh*
5. Bob the Builder
This construction worker may not be the best to look at, but he’s a wiz around the house.
He’d use his wishes to be with you — how romantic is that?
When brains aren’t your forte but rather a clueless sense of romance, this is your guy.
Not to sound all Helga, but this guy’s pretty darn perfect: smart, funny, cool, and with a heart of gold.
1. Robin Hood
He stands for what’s right and is a total fox. I may be biased because this is my personal top choice, but come on — he’s a dreamboat.