The day of overeating and sleeping on the couch afterwards is upon us. Time to loosen our belts and get ready to dig into some delicious foods. It’s also time for a crushworthy remix. I’ve picked some of the most interesting characters you can bring to your family’s turkey dinner — or Tofurkey dinner, depending on your taste.
1. The Doctor, Doctor Who
I choose him because he is guaranteed to liven things up at dinner. Your friends and family will look at you funny and wonder at your taste in men. He probably won’t eat all the turkey up and he can take you to another planet before your family knows you are missing.
2. Ichabod Crane, Sleepy Hollow
You can bring a true man of the past to dinner. He could educate the whole family on Thanksgiving traditions during the Revolution. He would be very polite to your relatives and his fashion sense would impress your family.
3. Captain Hook, Once Upon a Time
If you want to shock some people at the family feast, Hook is your man. He might steal the silverware and scare off some folks with his hook, but that is all part of the fun. You can tell your mom he is your new boyfriend.
4. Sebastian Michaelis, Kuroshitsuji
Sebastian would be great to help with the clean up afterwards. Granted, he might try to bargain for some souls after dinner, but he would still make a great dinner guest. After all, he is one hell of a butler.
5. Cersei Lannister, Game of Thrones
If you really want to start some drama at dinner, bring Cersei. She will reign over the evening with wine and snark. She will provide hours of entertainment with her wit and dry sense of humor. Just don’t mention Joffrey at dinner.
So, who would bring to Thanksgiving dinner?