Notorious German director Uwe Boll has built his career on desecrating video games with horrible, horrible movie adaptations like House of the Dead and Alone in the Dark. No longer content with relying on others to provide him with source material to pillage and plunder, Boll is going straight to the source by producting his own video game! Here’s your first look at Tunnel Rats, sure to be memorable for at least as long as it takes you to leg it back to Gamestop in the hopes of trading your disc in for Peggle. The trailer asks if I’m man enough for this game. No, Uwe, I really think I might not be.