The Cinema Doctor delves into the realm of the supernatural — devils, demons, Keanu Reeves, and other unspeakable horrors — as he waves his cross Constantine’s way.

The Cinema Doctor examines Gus Van Sant’s redundant remake of Alfred Hitchcock’s masterpiece Psycho.

This week the Cinema Doctor gives his special brand of treatment to the oft maligned Alien 3.

Previously, The Cinema Doctor canceled the film version of The Avengers. Now, marvel (pun intended) as he braves the storms of the dubious talents of Brett Ratner, as he gives X-Men: The Last Stand a face lift worthy of approval from Macnamara / Troy.

The Cinema Doctor is back, and this time he’s prescribing treatment for the film adaptation of The Avengers, based on the 1960’s TV show.

Previously, The Cinema Doctor received a standing ovation for his successful rehabilitation of the movie musical version of The Producers. This week his expertise has been requested for a very controversial case.

Previously the Cinema Doctor confronted 007 and taught him how to shoot straight by euthanizing Die Another Day. Now the Cinema Doctor ventures into the world of sexy showgirls, tap dancing nazis, and horny old women.

Previously, The Cinema Doctor bravely traveled into potentially life-threatening territory to deliver his diagnosis of The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. Now he dares to take on the debonair British super spy, James Bond: 007, as he examines the fortieth anniversary debacle Die Another Day.

A few weeks back you stood in awe as The Cinema Doctor examined the ailing Aeon Flux. Now he’s back with a far more difficult case. This time he dares to stare into the terrifying faces of 20th Century Fox, Sean Connery, and Alan Moore as The Cinema Doctor examines his latest patient.

Welcome to a new series on Fandomania, where we introduce The Cinema Doctor, our cinema specialist, who takes in ailing patients… patients who happen to be some of the most lackluster films in cinema! Marvel as The Cinema Doctor examines, diagnoses, and prescribes to the ailing patients of celluloid.